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EP 70: This one goes out to the women!

This episode, no boys allowed! Or do. We can’t really stop you…
We talk sex, past present and future. Get yo freak on, girl!

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Dennis Rodman has Broken his Penis Three Times
VR Porn Sex Education
90 Year Old Man Hires Prostitute
Man Doses his Boss with Viagra

Beer: Orion – Imported from Okinawa Japan
Wine: The Wolftrap – Syrah

EP 69: Fapman, the hero we don’t deserve.

New parenting technique may be effective, but at what cost?
Also check out our Extras page! After over sixty episodes, we finally have another bit removed in post that may be worth sharing. Or not, you decide.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

LA Mom Uses "Hypno Therapy" on Her Kids
Jai Courtney Took Shrooms to Prepare for Suicide Squad
Man "Too High, Drunk, and Scared" to Stop for Police
Furious Masterbator Spends One Month in Jail

Beer: Labott Blue
Wine: Outlaw Red – Ranch Table Wine

EP 68: Bad erotica to read during cryostasis.

This week we’re discussing the preservation of humanity. Brain backups, cryostasis, and flash frozen sperm!
We also discuss the rise in escort sales during the RNC.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Bad Sex in Fiction Awards
Male Escort are Making Crazy Money During the RNC
Man Find Woman Living in His Attic
Texas Will Build a Cryogenic Village

Beer: Mississippi Mud
Wine: Kung Fu Girl – Riesling

EP66 & EP67: Virtual reality porn obsession and Pokemon!

…two completely different things, we promise! We are not Rule 34-ing Pokemon! We know there may be some of you into that, but that’s not what this is about!

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!
Guest Hosts: Rae and Mango

Japan VR Porn Festival Overcrowded
Teen Find Body While Playing Pokemon GO
Summertime Tips for Swass
Woman Pleads Guilty to Loud Sex
Couples may Benefit From Mutual Interest in Porn
Holocaust Museum Asks Patrons to Stop Playing Pokemon GO
Westboro Baptist Church Wages War on Pokemon GO
Pokemon GO Leads Players to Intimacy Boutique

Beer: Samuel Adam’s Nitro Coffee Stout
Beer: Pisswater Pabst Blue Ribbon
Wine: Flip Flop Moscato
Wine: Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio
Wine: Alba Blueberry Wine

EP 65: Haunted Studio

Christian and Neil have an unexpected guest on the show.

Guest Host: “Casper”
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Drunk Woman Arrested After Taco Bell Dispute
Man Caught Having Sex with Road
Man Drives Through Snail Slime, Flips Car
Gawker CEO Offered $35K to do Hulk Hogan Themed Porno

Beer: Uintah Brewery’s Monkshine
Malt: Not Your Father’s Ginger Ale
Wine: Toasted Head Chardonney

EP 64: Why white people are awful.

It’s revealed that Neil has no constitution and that he probably hates white people.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Woman Robs Man While Performing Oral Sex with Him
Naked Sword Wielding Man Arrested
Waitress Upset Over 'Best Butt' Award
Naked Man Scares Customers in Waffle House
Internet Loan Sharks Demand Nude Pics for 'Security'

Beer: Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat Ale
Beer: Sam Adam’s Summer Ale
Wine: A to Z – Pinoit Noir
Wine: St. Kilda – Chardonnay
Wine: 14 Hands – Merlow

EP 62: Porn Stars on Social Media

Christian and Neil delve deep into each other’s personal pornography viewing habits, forever changing how they look at each other.

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Boy Finds Kinder Egg Full of Meth
Man Paid to Travel the World Tasting Beer
Man Claims His Twenty-Nine Miley Cyrus Tattoos are Why He's Single
Python Slither Out of Toilet and Bites Man's Penis
Man Arrested for Tickling People's Anuses
Twenty-Thousand Bees Pursue Car After Queen Gets Stuck in Trunk

Beer: Wasatch Brewery’s Ghost Rider
Beer: Ommegang’s Seven Kingdoms
Wine: Fat Bastard

EP 61: Mythril, Turtles, Adamantium

This week, Neil adopts a box of squirrels. Christian adopts a hungry pelican. Shayla adopts a brain damaged turtle.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Man Arrested with Marijuana, Gun, and a Box of Squirrels
Naked Man Rescued from Chimney
Flying Koopa Turtle Crashes Through Car Window
Hustler Responds to Utah's "Porn Crisis"
Study Find Pornography Brings you Closer to God
Australian Olympic Athletes Issued "Super Condoms"

Beer: Pelican Cream Ale
Wine: Innocent Bystander Moscato
Malt: Koney Island Orange Cream Soda

EP 60: In which Jesus took the wheel.

Christian and Neil take it upon themselves to determine who is and isn’t allowed to breed anymore.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan! Thank you!

70 Year Old Man set to Row from NYC to England
Woman Causes Ten Car Pile Up after seeing Jesus in her KitKat Bar
Teen With Face Tattoo Wanted for Jerking Off on a Train, Again
Dating Website to Match Canadians with Americans if Trump Becomes President
Man Shoots Himself But Doesn't Realize it for Three Days

Beer: Anchor Summer Wheat
Wine: Goats Do Roam
Malt: Smirnoff Ice Spiked Screwdriver