EP 70: This one goes out to the women!
This episode, no boys allowed! Or do. We can’t really stop you…
We talk sex, past present and future. Get yo freak on, girl!
Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Dennis Rodman has Broken his Penis Three Times VR Porn Sex Education 90 Year Old Man Hires Prostitute Man Doses his Boss with Viagra
Beer: Orion – Imported from Okinawa Japan
Wine: The Wolftrap – Syrah
EP 69: Fapman, the hero we don’t deserve.
New parenting technique may be effective, but at what cost?
Also check out our Extras page! After over sixty episodes, we finally have another bit removed in post that may be worth sharing. Or not, you decide.
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!LA Mom Uses "Hypno Therapy" on Her Kids Jai Courtney Took Shrooms to Prepare for Suicide Squad Man "Too High, Drunk, and Scared" to Stop for Police Furious Masterbator Spends One Month in Jail
Beer: Labott Blue
Wine: Outlaw Red – Ranch Table Wine
EP 68: Bad erotica to read during cryostasis.
This week we’re discussing the preservation of humanity. Brain backups, cryostasis, and flash frozen sperm!
We also discuss the rise in escort sales during the RNC.
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Bad Sex in Fiction Awards Male Escort are Making Crazy Money During the RNC Man Find Woman Living in His Attic Texas Will Build a Cryogenic Village
Beer: Mississippi Mud
Wine: Kung Fu Girl – Riesling
EP66 & EP67: Virtual reality porn obsession and Pokemon!
…two completely different things, we promise! We are not Rule 34-ing Pokemon! We know there may be some of you into that, but that’s not what this is about!
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!
Guest Hosts: Rae and MangoJapan VR Porn Festival Overcrowded Teen Find Body While Playing Pokemon GO Summertime Tips for Swass Woman Pleads Guilty to Loud Sex Couples may Benefit From Mutual Interest in Porn Holocaust Museum Asks Patrons to Stop Playing Pokemon GO Westboro Baptist Church Wages War on Pokemon GO Pokemon GO Leads Players to Intimacy Boutique
Beer: Samuel Adam’s Nitro Coffee Stout
PisswaterPabst Blue Ribbon
Wine: Flip Flop Moscato
Wine: Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio
Wine: Alba Blueberry Wine
EP 65: Haunted Studio
Christian and Neil have an unexpected guest on the show.
Guest Host: “Casper”
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Drunk Woman Arrested After Taco Bell Dispute Man Caught Having Sex with Road Man Drives Through Snail Slime, Flips Car Gawker CEO Offered $35K to do Hulk Hogan Themed Porno
Beer: Uintah Brewery’s Monkshine
Malt: Not Your Father’s Ginger Ale
Wine: Toasted Head Chardonney
EP 64: Why white people are awful.
It’s revealed that Neil has no constitution and that he probably hates white people.
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Woman Robs Man While Performing Oral Sex with Him Naked Sword Wielding Man Arrested Waitress Upset Over 'Best Butt' Award Naked Man Scares Customers in Waffle House Internet Loan Sharks Demand Nude Pics for 'Security'
Beer: Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat Ale
Beer: Sam Adam’s Summer Ale
Wine: A to Z – Pinoit Noir
Wine: St. Kilda – Chardonnay
Wine: 14 Hands – Merlow
EP 63: Witches, Ghosts, and Beer!
Enjoy a beer with your wife, your dog, and your kids!
…ok, not your kids…
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Hostess Owner Buys Playboy Mansion Man Burns his House Down Because of Neighbor's Loud Sex Alabama Children Eat Too Many Laundry Detergent Pods Witches Hex Brock Turner Beer Company Brews Beer For Dogs Bobby Brown Claims to have had Sex with a Ghost
Wine: Zen Zin
EP 62: Porn Stars on Social Media
Christian and Neil delve deep into each other’s personal pornography viewing habits, forever changing how they look at each other.
Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Boy Finds Kinder Egg Full of Meth Man Paid to Travel the World Tasting Beer Man Claims His Twenty-Nine Miley Cyrus Tattoos are Why He's Single Python Slither Out of Toilet and Bites Man's Penis Man Arrested for Tickling People's Anuses Twenty-Thousand Bees Pursue Car After Queen Gets Stuck in Trunk
Beer: Wasatch Brewery’s Ghost Rider
Beer: Ommegang’s Seven Kingdoms
Wine: Fat Bastard
EP 61: Mythril, Turtles, Adamantium
This week, Neil adopts a box of squirrels. Christian adopts a hungry pelican. Shayla adopts a brain damaged turtle.
Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!Man Arrested with Marijuana, Gun, and a Box of Squirrels Naked Man Rescued from Chimney Flying
KoopaTurtle Crashes Through Car Window Hustler Responds to Utah's "Porn Crisis" Study Find Pornography Brings you Closer to God Australian Olympic Athletes Issued "Super Condoms"
Beer: Pelican Cream Ale
Wine: Innocent Bystander Moscato
Malt: Koney Island Orange Cream Soda
EP 60: In which Jesus took the wheel.
Christian and Neil take it upon themselves to determine who is and isn’t allowed to breed anymore.
Intro/Outro by Garlagan! Thank you!70 Year Old Man set to Row from NYC to England Woman Causes Ten Car Pile Up after seeing Jesus in her KitKat Bar Teen With Face Tattoo Wanted for Jerking Off on a Train, Again Dating Website to Match Canadians with Americans if Trump Becomes President Man Shoots Himself But Doesn't Realize it for Three Days
Beer: Anchor Summer Wheat
Wine: Goats Do Roam
Malt: Smirnoff Ice Spiked Screwdriver