EP 78: The episode where Neil doesn’t vomit.

This week we declare our support of using porn as an educational tool. In fact, we’re now more determined than ever to open up an educational porn studio! Will you support our Kickstarter campaign? (No, we don’t really have a Kickstarter campaign. Yet.)

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Covergirl Announces First Male Spokesmodel
101 Biggest Product Failures of All Time
Houston 911 Operator Hangs Up on Callers
Dame Jenni Murray Wants to Scrap Sex Ed for Educational Porn

Beer: Anderson Valley’s Fall Hornin Ale
Malt: Redd’s Wicked Black Cherry
Wine: Meridian Vinyard’s Pinot Noir

EP 77: So much shouting!

If you’re not a snitch, this episode won’t bother you.

Additional Content:
-Cut Segment of today’s episode is on the extras page!
GMI Plays Magicka 2.
GMI Plays Pit People.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Man Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Undercover Cop
Martin Shkreli Wants to Buy 4chan
Florida Man Dies in Meth Lab Explosion
Women Arrested After Posting "Snitches Get Searched" Sign
Advice: What tattoo should I get?
Advice: How can I be less introverted?
Advice: Can a country boy and city girl make it?

Beer: New Belgium’s Pumpkick
Beer: Lienenkugel’s Summer Wheat
Malt: Angry Orchard’s Apple Cinnamon
Wine: Alice White’s Lexia Moscato

EP 76: Crowd-sourcing a punch to the face!

Christian surpasses¬†gets a lot closer to Neil’s enthusiasm for beer! Would you prefer $5000 lump payment or one pizza a week for a year?

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Woman Receives Five-Thousand Dollars in Lieu of Pizza
Martin Shkreli Auctions a Punch to His Face
Bikers Support Abused Children in Court
Man Spends 43 Years in Wheelchair After Wrong Diagnosis
Advice: A girl likes me!

Beer: Uintah Brewing – Monk Shine Ale
Beer: Samuel Adam’s Oktoberfest
Wine: Barefoot – Red Moscatto
Wine: Barefoot – Crisp Red Spritzer

EP 75: For old time’s sake.

To understand the future, you have to go back in time.
This week we revisit old favorites with some new information, and also invest in the latest fast food trends!

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Florida Teen Who Posed As a Doctor, Arrested Again
Chinese Billionaire Buys 8 iPhone 7s for His Dog
Man Patents the “Hamdog”
Florida Man Dumps Semen on Woman at Restaurant
Advice: What do I call my new girlfriend?

Beer: Uintah Brewery’s Anniversary – Barley Wine Ale
Beer: Leinenkugel’s Beergarten Tart
Wine: Momo Kaka Ruby – Sake

EP 74: Podcasting on meth.

This Week, Christian and Neil are contractually obliged to tell you to stop kissing chickens. We also do not advocate using our newest drug.

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

CDC Warns About Dangers of Kissing Chickens
80% of Truck Drivers in Battambang are on Meth
Masturbation Legalized in Italy

Advice: Walked in on my wife and her friend with their pants off.
Advice: Boyfriend stopped texting me two weeks ago.

Beer: New Belgium’s Heavy Melon
Beer: Uintah Brewing Co’s Punk’n
Beer: Leinenkugel’s Fall Shandy
Wine: Kikkoman’s Plum Wine

EP 73: Bring back your childhood with LSD!

Christian and Neil talk about Salt Lake Comic Con, painting dogs, and watchlisting all red-heads!

SLC ComicCon 2016 - Twisted Toonz

Project Aims to Map All the Redheads in the World
Man Breaks into Home, Paints Dog Purple
Man Robs Bank, Says He Prefers Jail to Life with His Wife

Ask GMI: My wife won't let me contact my ex-girlfriend from twenty years ago.
Ask GMI: I spend way too much time on downloading and organizing my porn.

Beer: Dechute’s Brewery – Armory XPA – Pale Ale
Wine: Corbette Canyon – Chardonney

EP 72: Sriracha Morning Internet

This week we’re faced with all new challenges, including psychics, bat licking, whale vomit, and a town with a very long name.

105 Year Old Woman Requests Firefighters for Birthday
Whale Vomit Makes British Family Rich
Teens Lick Bats, Don't Get High
Sriracha Creator Never Trademarked its Name

Beer: Fireman’s Brew – Red Amber Ale
Wine: Underwood – Pinot Noir
Wine: Flip Flop – Pinot Noir

EP 71: Are we absolutely certain that bees are endangered?

If bees are do endangered, why are we making such a big deal of removing them from our hospitals?! #BeeConspiracy
This is the most typical GMI episode to date!

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

100,000 Bees Removed from Cardiff Hospital
F-22 Raptor Grounded After Bees Infest Engine
Man Breaks into Fairground Beer Tent
Man Arrested After Having Sex with Van

Beer: Rogue Brewery Sriracha Stout
Wine: Squadra Rosado

EP 70: This one goes out to the women!

This episode, no boys allowed! Or do. We can’t really stop you…
We talk sex, past present and future. Get yo freak on, girl!

Intro/outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

Dennis Rodman has Broken his Penis Three Times
VR Porn Sex Education
90 Year Old Man Hires Prostitute
Man Doses his Boss with Viagra

Beer: Orion – Imported from Okinawa Japan
Wine: The Wolftrap – Syrah

EP 69: Fapman, the hero we don’t deserve.

New parenting technique may be effective, but at what cost?
Also check out our Extras page! After over sixty episodes, we finally have another bit removed in post that may be worth sharing. Or not, you decide.

Intro/Outro by Garlagan. Thank you!

LA Mom Uses "Hypno Therapy" on Her Kids
Jai Courtney Took Shrooms to Prepare for Suicide Squad
Man "Too High, Drunk, and Scared" to Stop for Police
Furious Masterbator Spends One Month in Jail

Beer: Labott Blue
Wine: Outlaw Red – Ranch Table Wine